Amigurumi Patterns for the Crochet Master!

I love chiseled lines, continuous edging, and seams that disappear!  And!  I love that look of bewilderment when a perfectly competent crocheter looks at one of my very complex pieces and sighs, "How? just, how?"

I have a whole array of new and secret techniques that defy conventional crochet wisdom to create unforeseen and astonishing effects!  Join me and become a Crochet Master!